Smetak 

The original lymeric to the more commonly known "How much wood would a woodchuck chuck."

How many Sme's
Would a Smetak tak
If a Smetak
Could tak
Sme's

Smetak by Beaner Weiner August 11, 2008

Smeak 

To squeeze thine cheeks.

I really want to smeak his cheeks right now!

Smeak by SharkSlaya June 28, 2022

smetankalicious 

Being of the highest magnitude of smetanka. Having endless amounts of smetankitude.

Chocolate ice cream is smetanka, but hot fudge sundaes are smetankalicious.

Salsa music is so smetankalicious.

Even though Jared is a Lancy, he is the most smetankalicious dude I know.

smetankalicious by EE 4 eva! June 29, 2004

smeaker 

Is someone currently breaking away from the mainstream

Independent and resourceful individual will be regarded as a smeaker. Broken away from the mainstream and independent with resources

smeaker by smeaker November 4, 2013

smetana'd 

The sexual act in which you cuck your mate whilst he is busy providing his backpussy in the slammer. This is done via the seductive art of cunnilinguistics, performed upon his wifey until she gushes extreme amounts of pussy nectar and thus falls in love with you instead.

I smetana'd that cuckbert good and proper, by taking his boo-thang down to the behanna, and giving her vegana my banana till she dripped that delicious pussy nectar.

smetana'd by ice-b June 17, 2018

smetankalicious 

A state where a person, object, or entity is even cooler than communicated by the use of smetanka; an extreme state of smetanka; something both tasty and smetanka

Liz, she's smetanka, but Stephanie, now SHE is smetankalicious!

smetankalicious by Jared June 28, 2004

Smeaky 

1. Smug or uptight
2. Anal retentive

Look at that smeaky ocean, Margaret.

Smeaky by Feezal February 23, 2011