Sloshtitute 

Person, generally female that exhibits prostitute-like behavior only under the influence of alcoholic beverages.

Ralph: "Why, I'd sure like to have intercourse tonight!"

Jeremy: "Well, why don't you go to the pub and pick up a sloshtitute? They are easier to take advantage of."

Ralph: "Well Jeremy, isn't that rape?"

Jeremy: "Sshhhhhh....."

Sloshtitute by Big Creenis January 1, 2011

Slorstitute 

A person who is a slut, whore, and prostitute and needs to catch their stanky booty ass life, kill it, and start a new one.

That girl over there is a straight up slorstitute.

Slorstitute by Imkittenmeow November 14, 2013

slustitute 

Someone who works as a prostitute but still somehow manages to exemplify the characteristics of a true slut.

She's such a slustitute! She works 8 hours a day as a prostitute and then sleeps with at least 3 different guys every night after work.

slustitute by AttiFinch May 25, 2011

slotstitute 

A slotstitute is a person at a casino who offers sexual favors in return for slotplay.

I was playing my favorite machine at the casino but wasnt winning, my machine was down to $1.00 and then a slotstitute sat in the seat next to me and grabbed my cock and said"i'll suck your cock if you let me play your last dollar". So i thought about it and said "i'll play a couple more times and then you can slip down here and give me 50cents worth"

slotstitute by ONAD REPEP June 12, 2014

slotstitute 

A slotstitute is a person at a casino who offers sexual favors in return for slotplay.

I was playing my favorite machine at the casino but wasnt winning, my machine was down to $1.00 and then a slotstitute sat in the seat next to me and grabbed my cock and said"i'll suck your cock if you let me play your last dollar". So i thought about it and said "i'll play a couple more times and then you can slip down here and give me 50cents worth"

slotstitute by ONAD REPEP June 12, 2014

slorstitute 

slut, whore, prostitute. need I say more?

That girl is a Slorstitute, I wouldn't come near that with a 10ft pole, less you like itching yourself all day.

slorstitute by Helmo October 26, 2007

slothtitude 

laziness. capacity for laziness

I'm forfeiting this argument out of pure slothtitude.

slothtitude by ohay_ November 3, 2012