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Slapping Ham 

The loud, skin to skin, smacking and slapping sounds made while having intense, rough, pounding, doggie style vaginal or anal sex with a larger male or female who has meaty hamhocks type thighs and buttocks. The sound and visual flapping and flopping of the excess flesh is highly erotic.
After hiking her ass up doggie style and giving her boyfriend a organic spread, Carl hit his girlfriend's meaty, hamhock ass with a feverous pounding. The sounds of Slapping Ham woke his room mate who became aroused by the sound and the visions of her flabby, shaking thighs. He gave himself a quick dry rub and wanked himself back to sleep.
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slapping the ham 

To masturbate continually for hours upon end.
Danny is known for slapping the ham.

Slapping the hamster

1. A method of punishment for an unruly rodent.
2. Vigorous female masturbation.
Has anyone seen Beyoncé tonight? Yes, earlier, but she told me she was retiring to spend some quality 'me time' slapping the hamster.

slapping the hams 

When you and your girl are going at it and it creates a slapping sound
What were you guys doing back there? Slapping the hams?
slapping the hams by Burlin August 5, 2021