Slam Metal 

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Perhaps the most brutal form of music to ever exist in this universe, slam metal will violently and repeatedly rape your eardrums with heavy guitars, un-discernible brutal vocals, and hard hitting dual bass drum blast beats. It's not for everyone.

Famous quotes: "Behead those who insult slam"
Also known as:
Slamming brutal death metal, brutal slamming death metal, and slam death metal

"Damn this slam metal band is fucking brutal, Tom"
"Bob, slam is fucking horrible"
"Tom, you're just a pussy"
*Beheads Tom*

Slam Metal by xToiletSounds( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) August 21, 2014

Slam Metal 

Metal that's slamming your eardrums

Nickleback is slam metal

Slam Metal by Bigoof505 April 16, 2019

Slam Metal 

A fake metal genre that wants to fool people into thinking Brutal Death Metal is called "Slam Metal". Ignorant fools use the term "Slam Metal" to describe a wide variety of well established genres, for example: Goregrind, Brutal Death Metal and Deathgrind

"That guy over there said Saprogenic is Slam Metal, man what a poseur"

Slam Metal by _Eguiza_ December 18, 2014

Slam Metal 

Absolute fucking garbage. It sounds like a band of rejects and a vocalist got together and started to suck each other off.

"Slam metal sucks massive dick and is an insult to metal"

Slam Metal by Daveage March 22, 2017

Slam Metal 

A complete garbage genre of heavy metal and when you hear it you should have yourself cleansed by a priest

Slam metal killed my dog

Slam Metal by Mi wordz becuz I'm smart June 22, 2017

Slam death metal 

NOT MUSIC. or well idk

P1: I love this song! P2: It sounds like a dying pig. SLAM DEATH METAL ?.!

Slam death metal by Not my favorite name January 16, 2020