Sidewise 

Another way to say {side eyes} - defines the skeptical, and thus wise, sideways eyes

Eyes sidewise my dudes

Don't be gettin sidewise with me

Sidewise by ing.a.ling May 19, 2019

Sidewise 

When a guy looks at you out of the corner of his eye..like mad dogging.

Dude was looking at me sidewise , damn joker...

Sidewise by Randy goat fucker July 22, 2025

sidewife 

She is the woman on the side that has wife potential. But she's not your wife but could one day replace your wife that changed once you said I Do. And now she says Do what? A SideWife is better then sidehoe or Jumpoff. ~Darius Murrell~

She's the ride or die. If i wasn't married already I'd marry my SIDEWIFE. She listens and knows when to shut up.

sidewife by Mr Darius Murrell May 19, 2014

Sidewiper 

someone who cleans their butt from the side by lifting a right or left cheek, rather than between their legs or between their balls (centerwiper)

Bro, do you wipe your ass from the center between you balls?

Naw bro, I'm a Sidewiper... I lift a cheek, yo.

Sidewiper by Zen Leon April 5, 2010

Sidewiper 

Someone who continues to do something as they were taught even after knowing/seeing a much better method. A person who wipes their ass sideways cheek to cheek instead of up or down between the cheeks.

That guy stinks like shit, he must be a sidewiper.

Sidewiper by 6971tu November 1, 2015

Sidewipe 

A person who had skid marks in their pants but wiped sideways causing said sidewipe marks.
Hence sidewipe

Oh you little shit. You are a sidewipe

Sidewipe by Slip skid July 6, 2021