Side Burns 

A manly beastly facial hair which protrudes along the face downwards.

Side Burns by MAtt Lawson May 6, 2003

Side burns 

The razor burn acquired shaving your bikini line.

I got some side burns going on getting ready for the pool today.

Side burns by Roxistar July 9, 2023

dirty lamb chop side burns 

The term 'dirty side burns' originated in the porn industry, particularly films involving ass-to-mouth (ATM) action. It describes the intentional act of leaving a shit 'lamb chop side burns' on a partner's face by the dude taking his cock out of his partners ass and slapping it back and forth across her face without wiping it off first. The result is that as the dick is slapped across her cheeks, shit it comes to rest on his partners face in a 'lamb chop side burns" configuration.

After he fucked her in the ass, he smacked his dick back and forth across her face, giving her dirty lamb chop side burns.

dirty lamb chop side burns by Binky 10-43 October 22, 2017

dick side burns 

the beautifull pieces of hair below your shaft but above your balls

i havent shaved in a while so im packing some dick side burns

dick side burns by tittage meister November 21, 2013

Deviled egg with side burns

A 30 year white virgin with a heavy beard wants to met someone new so they clean shave there beard but forget to shave there side burns and they look fuckin retarded

“Yo mr Phillips is a deviled egg with side burns”

“I know sad right”

Deviled egg with side burns by Tyrone911 January 8, 2019

Austin side burns 

side burns 🥵💦🤏🧟🦛

bro that Austin side burns kid has some sick side burns

Austin side burns by andioopsksksksksksksksk November 10, 2019

asimov's sideburns 

1) n. To be used in similes to show something is epic.
2) v. To be used to show you are doing something epic.
3) a. To be used to show how awesome what you are looking at is epic.
4) av. To be used to show how epic what you are/were doing is/was.

The phrase 'asimov's sideburns' refers to the science fiction writer Isaac Asimov, known mainly for his writing and good intellect, but the hidden gem of his character were his heavily-cultivated sideburns. Asimov fans around the world recognise Asimov's sideburns as some of the most persona-defining, ingenious, and gravity-defying hair since Friderich Nietzche's moustache.

1) She was as awesome as asimov's sideburns.

The Grand Canyon's pure sight was breathtaking, like asimov's sideburns.
2) I totally asimov's sideburned down that road.
3) Wow, did you see that asimov's sideburns car?
4) The car was asimov's sideburning asimov's sideburnly.

asimov's sideburns by I Define The Internet May 9, 2010