Shower Cry 

When, after putting up a brave front towards others, a person will end up crying while taking a shower (since no-one will be able to hear them).

Jade: I know it's been a difficult day for everyone but we've got through it. Now I'm off for a shower.
Sylvia: Going for a Shower Cry?
Jade: Pretty much.

Shower Cry by WatcherMark May 12, 2019

rub shower cry 

A phrase coined by Hillar, describing the start of a normal, sad, pointless day.

Yep, she is gone....things are definitely not going in the right direction. Nothing to do, but to start off the day with a rub shower cry.......

rub shower cry by kalevipoeg June 20, 2017

crystal shower 

To be squirted with female ejaculate.

Man that girl was a squirter. She gave me a crystal shower while I was going down on her.

crystal shower by wb jay October 14, 2015

Crying in the shower 

One of the troll terms. Meant to convey the fact that someone is upset after being pwned on a message board. Usually used by trolls trying to incite a response.

He was so upset his video game got a bad review he is crying in the shower.

Crying in the shower by jaminator45 January 11, 2012