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shitmotherfuckerbitch 

What one says when they are losing/lost a hand while playing the card game Egyption ratscrew
Shitmotherfuckerbitch! I should have slapped that sandwich... now you have all the jacks!

Smotherfucker

A smotherfucker is someone who gains sexual gratification by means of smothering or choking thier partner either during or piror to intercourse. The person being smothered is most usually not aware of the smotherfucker's intentions until it is too late.
Dan: "The face she made was priceless. So blue and terrified! Hehehehe!"
Mary: "Dan, you're such a smotherfucker!"

smotherfuckin

when two obese, gravy sweating, porkers, have hot butt naked sex
rosie o'donnel & star jones are smotherfuckin
smotherfuckin by soul clap March 18, 2005

Smotherfucked

the outcome of a poorly executed golf shot whereby the result is a severe hook that does not get airborne.
Gary, you "smotherfucked " the shit out of that tee shot.
Smotherfucked by Chuxmad October 22, 2022

Sormotherfuckenry 

Not a true apology. A sarcastic way of saying sorry.
I was driving and I needed to switch lanes. You wouldn’t let me in so sormotherfuckenry, I’m cutting you off.

smotherfuck 

When you're fucking a chick & you put a pillow over her face.
After a hard day at work I came home & gave my old lady a good smotherfucking.
smotherfuck by X 29 April 22, 2006