Shit Plate 

A styrofoam lunch tray broken in half placed on a steel toilet in jail.

Hey Joe, I forgot my shit plate and my ass froze to the toilet.

Shit Plate by crunde85 June 24, 2009

baffle me backwards wastin plates and shit

this can be said when someone, or you, is in a state of utter confusion. your are so fuckin confused, you blurt out some random phrase to show how god damn fucked up u are.

"god damit you baffle me backwards wastin plates and shit!"

baffle me backwards wastin plates and shit by MYNAMEISV March 2, 2007

shitplatypus

A big turd that spalshes you on your asshole

Ahh shit that shitplatypus just left a wet ring on my boxers!!

shitplatypus by jenny ros March 4, 2011