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Sexutary 

An individual who receives sexual phone messages for their boss. In all, a phone sex voicemail box.
Boss: "Sexutary, did I get any good messages today?"
Sexutary: "Oh girl, you got one from Carl this morning that had me blushin!"
Sexutary by Carl<3 December 11, 2011
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a woman who is employed as a secretary solely for the purpose of her employer banging her whenever and wherever he feels like it. May be construed as a chauvinistic interpretation of this once noble job (secretary; sorry ladies) in the days when e-mail and bosses who could type similarly did not exist. Modern examples of a sexetary may as well be any of the hot office women/slaves as portrayed on AMC's popular series "Mad Men."
Hey man, last night I just had to bang my sexetary silly against the file cabinet, and then on my desk.

And if you get hired here, we promise lots of options from which to select a suitable sexetary.

That girl may be dressed up like a desperate housewife for Halloween, but all I can think of is doing her as if she were my sexetary.
sexetary by Barnacle Bill November 1, 2009
A secretary that you would love to bend over the desk and fuck!
Me and all my pals at a very well known law firm are sexytaries!
sexytary by C August 5, 2003
1. A very attractive secretary/receptionist that one would like to have sexual relations with.

2. A secretary/receptionist that one has had sexual relations with.
Employee 1: Who's the new girl?
Employee 2: That's the boss' new sexetary.

Monica was Bill Clinton's sexetary.
Sexetary by Cackus December 31, 2007

sexatary 

Noun or Adjective. Also known as "sexcretary", except sexatary is a lot easier to say and to spell.

1. A sexy secretary, nothing more.
2. A secretary who bangs her co-workers and/or boss at work.
(on the phone, talking to friend)
Hey girl! Guess what, I just got a new job! Yeahh.. that's right, I'm working as a secretary at that new marketing company. Damn girl, I was checking out this fiiiine-ass fella across the hall. I think I betta get my sexatary skills on at work!
sexatary by flo123 August 27, 2005