ScoMophillia 

ScoMophillia also known is a sexual attraction or sexual act which involves a ScoMo, an unusually rare and endangered species of Australian Prime ministers. It usually involves arousal by forced hand shakes, shitting one's self at Engadine Maccas, Gaslighting the general public, or whilst holidaying in secret in Hawaii, all whilst being smirked at.

Hey babe what really turn you on.. I'm into ScomoPhillia porn...

You can get hot ScoMo on ScoMo action in Murdoch's newspapers

ScoMophillia by HonestD00d January 8, 2020

Scotophilia 

sco·to·phil·i·a (skt-fl-)noun: a preference for the night, and or darkness.

also called: nyctophilia nyc·to·phil·i·a (nkt-fl-)

scotophiliacs are the real vampires

Scotophilia by NIGHTW4TCH July 11, 2009

Scopophilia 

The love of looking - the derivation of pleasure from the act of looking. Can be both sexual and nonsexual.

Jeff: I was looking out my window last night, and saw these two dikes going at each other in the apartment across the street - and I got off like an Icelandic vulcano!
Terry: Nothing wrong with a quiet moment of sweet contemplative scopophilia!

Scopophilia by Cumfeedah May 26, 2010

scatophillia 

kink / fetish for obscene phone calls

i have scatophillia i really enjoy phone sex

scatophillia by BelladonnaBil November 24, 2020

somophilla 

idrk

idrk somophilla

somophilla by cyb3rhugs December 4, 2022