Schirmer 

A group of beautiful sisters who can survive anything.

Abby, Katie, and Jackie Schirmer... I admire those Schirmer Girls

Schirmer by Abby-gail December 3, 2006

Schirmer 

someone who likes to smell ones own farts aka brag about themselves

Man, that guy has been talking himself to those ladies all night.. What a schirmer

Schirmer by FdaPOpos November 8, 2015

Creamy Cody Scharmer 

When you are having intercourse with a woman so hard that she starts to bleed, then, you ejaculate inside of her, and when you Pull out you hit her in the gooch and watch as the bloody semen spurts out of her.

Grant: I caught Sarah off guard when I gave her a creamy Cody Scharmer

Ronald: really? I gave this girl a Creamy Cody Scharmer once and it got all over my wall

Creamy Cody Scharmer by Poor Richard1775 January 9, 2012

schermerhorn 

Queer little twig usually from a small town. Will live in a small camper in parents backyard. Does lawn work for rent. Pyro probably has been caught by police for trying to burn down post office. Crazy. Has great friends and is a funny guy.

What a Schermerhorn.

“Yeah, tell me about it.”

schermerhorn by Impromptumacaroni June 26, 2018

Riley Schermerhorn 

A Fat Ass fruit who can’t tell his head from his ass. He brags about his mom’s Porsche, even though he drives daddy’s Civic. Unusually crusty eyelids. Has a certified micro penis document and lives on welfare.

Look at that fat ass nerd Riley Schermerhorn

Riley Schermerhorn by Riley balls January 15, 2023

papa schirer

An awesome father who will do everything for their kids

Hey look it's papa Schirer

papa schirer by Papa Schirer February 23, 2017