Sblowjob 

When you ask the local Sbarros worker for a blowjob.

"Hey BBarros worker, can I get a sblowjob with a side of marinara sauce and breadsticks."

Sblowjob by Faze cum shot December 5, 2019

Schrodinger's Blowjob 

Imagine you're blindfolded and you're getting the best raw pornstar-grade blowjob in the entire universe. The catch is, however, that you'll never figure out who's giving you that god-tier awesome schmosome sloppy toppy unless you take the blindfold off. It could be anybody, Ariana Grande, Ben Shapiro, Harold from the 7-11 near my house, or even your uncle's neighbour's fireman's cat. Now the question is: would you take off the blindfold and find out who the person/thing behind the stupendous jimmy-nibbler is and risk permanently scarring yourself, or would you keep the blindfold on and continue having your knob slobbed till your spirit hits the sky?

Dude, would you risk taking off the blindfold in the Schrodinger's Blowjob?

Schrodinger's Blowjob by therealchuckster June 21, 2022

Devil's Blowjob 

Coming from an incident in Maynooth, Ireland, a devil's blowjob is when a person, before giving oral sex, gargles with hot chilli sauce.

"Man its was so hot, like a devil's blowjob"

Devil's Blowjob by Yemrot February 6, 2010

slowjob 

a slowly performed blowjob

damn, rebecca gave me a slowjob the other night. i couldn't hold back my load after only a minute, and it still gives me chills thinking of it.

slowjob by ruff ryder February 25, 2008

Monkey's Blowjob 

You hang upside down using your legs on a bar while your partner has their dick ready to be sucked. You grab his waist to force his dick into your upside down mouth. Staying upside down for long isn't a good idea so make sure you take breaks every time after he cums. This probably improves leg strength?

Bob: Oh hey dude my GF just gave me a Monkey's Blowjob!
Walter: Damn her legs must be pretty strong
Bob: Hell yeah they are
Walter: Thigh guy.

Monkey's Blowjob by SomeInternetDweeb May 8, 2023

Schrodinger's Blowjob 

When you're having sex with another man (it's not gay until you cum) and you stop and blindfold yourself, and then finish off by means of a blowjob, but you don't know whether it's a man or woman blowing you. Also applies to threesomes.

What about if you're blindfolded and you don't know if it's a man or a woman?

...Schrodinger's blowjob!!

Schrodinger's Blowjob by King Bubbles Doctrine December 12, 2010

Slowjob 

A slowjob is an extremely slow blow job where it can take up to an hour to cum.

The shortened word for slowjob is slowie.

Hey girl, give me a slowjob, because I am way to horny for a blowjob.

Slowjob by RUAIRIWILLIAMS July 10, 2017