Spladooshk is the word used to describe the large splash resulting from a great big dump. Spladooshk can also be used as an insult, someone can be as much use as a "spladooshk."
1. I've just been and had the hugest shit ever, it hit the water with a great SPLADOOSHK!!!
2. you're as much use a splash from a giant turd or spladooshk
*Knock knock* . . . Anyone in there?
Sí Sí, ocupado!
Ooooohhhh, uunnngghhh, AYYYY CHIHUAHUA!!!
* SPLADOOSHA *
Hey amigo . . . We must alert the port authorities!