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Rule of Rabinowitz 

The people-rule that when a person brings up a subject during a conversation, that person is obligated to share the story or subject in question.
Sally: Did you hear who got fired?
Joe: No, which teacher?
Sally: I really am not allowed to say...
Joe: Rule of Rabinowitz, you got no choice.
Sally: Aiight, it was Ms. Fish
Rule of Rabinowitz by Elmer Smith January 18, 2008

rubenowitz 

The Stems & Seeds in your stash from an unknown dealer or lame dealer/part time friend

Look at this stash, it's filled with stems & benies!
Look at this satchel, it's filled with a bunch of rubenowitz!
rubenowitz by Brendan Holmes December 14, 2008

rabinovitz 

Rabinovitz is used by many eastern european women to describe someone who seems ordinary, but due to his obssesive compulsive disorder, isn't a catch.
I would ride him all night long if he wasn't such a Rabinovitz.

Last night I went out with dave. We had a wonderful time but when we got to the car he had to turn the radio on and off 5 times, same with the headlights. I thing he's a Rabinovitz.
rabinovitz by Amos Belmondo October 2, 2006