Remoteitis 

A disease that afflicts children and spouses who grab the remote control of a TV set and keep changing channels at incredible speed. Symptoms are completely at variance with rheumatism or arthritis and worsen in the evening and can only be treated by permanently disabling the remote control.

Jack's wife and son have remoteitis which prevents him from seeing any channel properly on TV almost every evening.

Remoteitis by Mohit Hira July 12, 2011

remotelist 

The best person around always good at video games and is a great friend

Dan: you are really good at this game

Blue: thank you

Dan: you are an absolute remotelist

remotelist by Remotelist May 16, 2018