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Aunt Hony's special recipe 

When a guy poops on a plate then pours a mixture of skeet and pee on top. After doing this he feeds the "food" to his partner.
Last night me and Mia made Aunt Hony's special recipe. She ate half of it.

Grandma's secret recipe 

-Filling someones ass full of sweet potatos.
-stomping there ass mashing the potatos.
-throwing them onto a table.
-then covering them in marshmellow fluff.
A man came up to me looking for a fight in my local produce section. I said he should turn around and walk away before i turned him into "grandma's secret recipe". He promptly ran away.
Grandma's secret recipe by Sexowl2.0 November 17, 2018

KFC's secret recipe 

1 egg beaten
1 cup buttermilk
1 cup all-purpose flour
one 3 pound chicken cut into 6 pieces
1/3 pound of crisco
1 teaspoon ground oregano
1 teaspoon chilli powder
1 teaspoon ground sage
1 teaspoon dried basil
1 teaspoon dried marjoram
1 teaspoon pepper
2 teaspoons salt
2 Tablespoons paprika
1 teaspoon onion salt
1 teaspoon garlic powder
2 Tablespoons accent (MSG based seasoning

Anyway, here’s a brownie recipe 

A random comment you find in EVERY VIDEO, followed by a brownie recipe.
Viewer: *Watches a video*
Viewer: *goes to comment section*
Comment: Anyway, here’s a brownie recipe…

Anyway, here’s a brownie recipe 

A comment you find in almost EVERY VIDEO, followed by a brownie recipe
Viewer: *Watches video*
Viewer: *goes to comment section*
Comment: Anyway, here’s a brownie recipe…

Secret Recipe of Scrambled Eggs Foundation 

A secret recipe of scrambled eggs, that was originally only for select memebers of the vatican. (the same one refered to in the book/movie The Da Vinci Code in scene 34B where tom cooks eggs for his soon to be x wife and children)
tom sure knows how to cook those eggs. he must have used a recipe from the Secret Recipe of Scrambled Eggs Foundation!