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'Read the Fucking Post' A derivative of RTFM (Read the Fucking Manual)

Refers to forum posts.
RTFP before you reply
RTFP by William C December 7, 2006
Related Words
RTFFP RTFP RTFF Riffpilgrim RTFFAQ rtfmp ruffperson
Read The Fucking Forum

Used if a poster on a forum asks a questiuon that has been answered many times before in other topics on the forum.

Also see: RTFA, RTFM
n00b: "Hi! How do I add a link to the web?"
OldTimer: "This has been mentioned before on this forum!"
( )|\||\|( ): "Yeah! RTFF!"
RTFF by Scott Tribbleswatter July 24, 2007
read the fucking man page

similar to rtfm and jfgi, expresses frustration in response questions that can be answered by reading the man page
"how do I order the results of top by cpu usage?"

"rtfmp"
rtfmp by J.R. Page October 31, 2008
Read The Fucking/Fine FAQ, commonly used in newsgroups.

see also RTFM
Newbie: What do you people do here?
User: RTFF
RTFF by dakameleon September 14, 2004

Riffpilgrim 

Someone often a guitarist in search of a new Riff, a repeated chord progression, pattern, refrain or melodic figure in music.
I've been searching for a new catchy tune. Dude you're a Riffpilgrim.
Riffpilgrim by Roflpingvin March 3, 2009
Novell_Nazi: RTFP, 30 hours battery life at 48kbps. That's where they get ya. CD quality is at least 128kbps.
Wild_Mike: thats shit
RTFP by Novell_Nazi August 17, 2004