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retarted 

One who has been given additional tarts.
Tartmobile vendor: Here is your extra tart sir. Consider yourself retarted.
Tartmobile customer: Yes thank you I am certainly retarted and happy!
retarted by underdogFromLux September 13, 2008

Retarticle 

Describing something that is rhetorically retarded
Boss: do secretaries do laundry too?
Secretary: some secretaries don't even do their OWN laundry, so dont ask retarticle questions!
Boss: do u mean retarded or rhetorical?
Secretary: combination of both
Retarticle by Chendawg522 January 5, 2008
a)conceptual Barbie doll that would teach kids about mental retardation and act as balance in the world of the hegemony of artificially perfect beauty. See Ms. Wheelchair America, acrotomophilia midget porn barbie.

b)a blonde, Barbie-like female with shortcomings in the realm of intellect. See blonde retard.
a)
Shaneequa: "Mommy says I'm special. Kids call me a retard."

b)
Jessica: "Oh Em Gee!"
Stan: "Shut up, Retarbie!"
Retarbie by Downi Creations July 19, 2009

retarted 

A retarded person's way of spelling the word "retarded."
Ex: Han Solo is retarded for making a definiton for the word retarted without knowing how to spell it correctly.

"ZOMG I'M SO RETARDED I SAY RETARTED!!!"
retarted by Kfizzle April 28, 2006

retarted 

The mongo spelling of the word retarded.
I am retarted. (yes you are!)
retarted by Super Cool Joe May 13, 2003

retarted 

Mis-spelling of the word retarded.
retarted by DCI September 14, 2005