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You would use the word pyknic to describe a short, thickset person, not gangsta spelling for a picnic.
The man was very pyknic, I was towering over him!
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Cum-pyknic 

To eat the cum of a heavier set man
John enjoys his cum-pyknic
Cum-pyknic by 4rfvbhjuik January 24, 2011

piknicitis

When people on facebook feel the need to piknic every single one of their pictures. Corny and stupid sayings are written on them, accompanied by doodles of dinosaures or heatrs and kisses.
1. Dude, I just pikniced another one of my photos on facebook.
Um, man u have piknicitis to the max!
piknicitis by bethcoopernatycabc February 25, 2010