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Poopacabra

Manifesting from the bowels of a being only to be described as the 'King of Thrones', this magnificent structure is often a high mixture of solids, liquids, floaties, and sands. With a stench that is the equivalent to a mixture of milk left in the summer sun and a bloated deer carcass, poopacabra can only be semi-masked with a mixture of sawdust and whiskey. The most notable part of the poopacabra is the inability to eliminate it on a single flush. It will generally require 4 to 5 flushes to get all of the feces forced through the plumbing however an unforgettable shit lining will stay in the toilet like a shadow of remorse.
Adam - "After four straight days of Mexican food and beer the poopacabra was unleashed. It took four flushes and still left a brown streak in the toilet and my roomie thought a murder took place in the shitter."

El Poopacabra 

A poop of such evil magnitude that it is feared by local natives, much like the El Chupacabra itself.
I just unleashed El Poopacabra. Might want to stay out of there unless you have fire.
El Poopacabra by moooooog35 February 25, 2011

poopacoopa 

(verb) The act of vomiting incited by the foul odor of poop (must be full-fledge vomiting to be a true poopacoopa).
I walked into the porta potty and poopacoopad after smelling the poop that was laying on the toilet seat.
poopacoopa by Spenara Romaird December 9, 2008

poopacabra

A chupacabra of crap.

A shit so hideously monstrous that it would scare villagers.
I was in the bathroom wrenching out a poopacabra.
poopacabra by moooooog35 February 21, 2011

El Poopacabra 

A poop so unreal in size or characteristics that no one believes it actually existed.
Me: My poop was so big it circled the toilet twice. Friend: Sounds like an el poopacabra.
El Poopacabra by themich July 26, 2014

poopacolada 

A super nasty and crappy tasting pina colada.
when given, the drinker turns an unusuial shade of green, and usually lashes out at others, usually the waiter.
can cause severs discomfort in the butt region and you may be blocked up for days.

oh, and the alcohol is the cheap kind, too.
Waiter- "Here you are sir, one pina colada."

Norman- "Thank you."

*Norman takes a huge glug of the stuff*

Norman- "This pina colada tastes like crap! you shoudl call it a POOPacolada!"

*Norman throws drink on unsuspecting passerby while refusing to tip the waiter*
poopacolada by Super Ruth April 17, 2008