Pirate Piggy 

Pirate Piggy is a wise and trustworthy pig. He will grant you good fortune and bring balance in your life. However, though he is a trustworthy ally, he is the worst of enemies. Wrongdoing of Pirate Piggy will cause an endless curse that can not be cured. Be sure to not trifle him.

Matthew: There's a treasure map underneath that plate.

Kyle: I believe that's the treasure map of Pirate Piggy. You should read that or you'll be cursed!

Simon: I'm not stupid, I'm not going to look under my plate.

Pirate Piggy by Not Yellow Swine April 26, 2016

The curse of Pirate Piggy 

This curse is the worst of curses. It is cautioned to avoid this at all costs. The only way to obtain this curse is by looking at his treasure map whenever you get the chance. The map is most often found under plates. It is highly advised to pick up the plate and read it.

Kyle: You need to look at the map!

Simon: I'm not going to look under my plate.

Kyle: Than you have the curse of Pirate Piggy.

The curse of Pirate Piggy by Not Yellow Swine April 26, 2016

Peggy The Pirate

During intercourse, in the well-known doggy style position, when the man is ready to ejaculate he will spit on her back. Once she turns around the man shoots his rope into her eye. When she stands up to yell back, while covering her eye the man kicks her in the shin. Then she will be covering one eye while hopping on one leg like Peggy The Pirate.

The girl I matched on tinder last night wanted me to give her a Peggy The Pirate because she is practicing for the local play of Moby Dick

Peggy The Pirate by Bosshoglapp September 11, 2019