Penis Wife

Any woman that marries her husband because of his enormous schlong. Charming good looks and character have nothing to do with the marriage. It is simply for the silo of a sex organ that can train her night after night.

Dude 1: Your phone is ringing this time of night?
Dude 2: Yup, it must be his penis wife calling because she hasn't been pounded since this morning.

Penis Wife by Liebers December 25, 2008

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peniswise

A horny female clown that will kill for cock.

Guy1: See that clown over there?
Guy 2: That clown is peniswise! Oh no let's run!

peniswise by Ima P. Ness December 4, 2016

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peniswise

A female that loves the cock, and wants to ride, suck, fuck and lick the dick

"see dat hoe she is peniswise"

peniswise by A2K February 18, 2003

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