Pee-ralysis 

The state of paralysis that men feel when other men are waiting for them to finish peeing at a public urinal. Leads to an inability to produce urine flow. Often solved by shaking one's unit and pretending that one has finished, only to walk to another bathroom (or stall) to do it there.

Dude, I was at the bathroom at the Stones concert and there were 15 guys watching me pee, waiting to use the urinal. The pee-ralysis set in and I couldn't get anything out!

Pee-ralysis by Sinisterslug August 6, 2011

peeralysis 

A phenomenon occurring strictly within public restrooms, wherein one mysteriously loses one's ability to piss. This results in much awkward, self-conscious shuffling around in front of the urinal and whispered pleas to God to restore the ability to piss. Eventually the peeraplegic simply gives up and goes to wash his hands, at which point everyone in the vicinity remorselessly judges him.

Man 1: Fuck, I just couldn't stop thinking about titties, and then I got a boner and I couldn't pee.

Man 2: Nigga please. That was textbook peeralysis right there.

peeralysis by Xanja January 1, 2012

Petralysis

The inability to move as a result of a pet having made a comfortable spot on or against one's body.

Also sometimes colloquially called "pet-lock", from the stoner's term, "couch-lock".

I need to pee so bad right now, but I have petralysis: my cat has been sleeping on my lap for hours.

Petralysis by Tesla Bumper Car February 22, 2011

peealysis

not being able to pee in the prescene of others

nah I don’t really get poop shy but I do suffer from peealysis

peealysis by mangodragonfruit November 1, 2022