Pee Patch Share definition Flag A Pee Patch is when a chick pee's herself a has a wet spot in her crotch. Girl, you need to change them pants cause I can see a Pee Patch spot. Pee Patch by DBKing1961 April 22, 2010 0 0 Get merch Get the Pee Patch mug. Buy Now — $32.95 See more merch