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Patrick Schwavy

When you're drunk and you do something so insanely embarrassing that you wish you were never born
yooo lets get patrick schwavyd tonight lol its lit
Patrick Schwavy by slavdog December 16, 2019

Patrick Shwavy 

When you do something so insanely embarrassing that, you wish you were never born. (Coined by Noel Miller)
Rebecca: "I pulled a big Patrick Shwavy when I sent those dick pics to my dad instead of my boyfriend."

Sarah: "Oh shit, big Patrick Shwavy."

patrick shwavy 

when you do something so insanely embarrassing that, you wish you were never born.
“One time I got drunk before going to my friends senior prom. A few weeks prior I heard about this one kid getting into a real bad car accident that went there. I’m all patrick shwavy, and I see this kid in a wheelchair and I thought it was him, so I go, “Hey man how you feeling?” and he didn’t reply. I then asked, “How long you gonna be in the wheelchair for?”, and my friend Sam stopped me and was like, “Yo! He’s got Cerebal Palsy. He’s gonna be in that wheelchair for life..”. It obviously wasn’t the right kid. The kid in the car accident actually fucking died, and I didn’t know that.”
patrick shwavy by yunggmaddie December 16, 2019

Patrick Shwavy 

When you do something so insanely embarrassing that, you wish you were never born.
I was so Patrick shwavy that I asked a kid with cerebral palsy when he would get out of a wheelchair thinking he was a kid who died in a car crash the week prior.
Patrick Shwavy by Oneinchw0nder December 16, 2019

patrick shwavy 

1. When you do something so insanely embarrassing that you wish that, you wish you were never born.
Yooo lets get patrick shwavyd lol its lit

patrick shwavy 

1. When you get so fucked up you wish you were never born
Yo I was all Patrick shwavy last night and asked if the kid with cerebral palsy when he would be out of his wheel chair thinking he was the kid that got into the car accident but that kid died.
patrick shwavy by Patrick shwavy December 16, 2019