PTMF

Palm to my face. Used in the event of absolute ridiculousness or a retard remark. This is not to be confused with the term "SMH".

Jack: I'm half dinosaur. RAWR RAWR!
Sally:...ptmf.

PTMF by rentacar August 11, 2010

PTMFUS 

An acronymn meaning: Play That Mother Fucking Urge Shit! This is in reference to the band The Urge, a kick ass ska band out of St. Louis that broke up.

Guy1: "I have this Panic at the Disco cd - wanna listen to it?"
Guy2: "Fuck that, they suck ass. PTMFUS instead!"
Guy1: "Fuck yeah!"

PTMFUS by bill johns October 24, 2006

PTMFB 

A quicker, easier way to say "pass the mother fucking bong". Typically used by chill high school students.

PTMFB, Peter.

PTMFB by chill highschool student October 4, 2009

PTMFA 

Primary The MotherFucker Already.

Obama? Time to PTMFA.

PTMFA by Story of O October 9, 2010

PTMFTD

PUT THAT MOTHER FUCKING TACO DOWN!!

Jerry: *picks up Jessie's taco up to eat it*
Jessie: *jumps down from second floor* PTMFTD!!

PTMFTD by Non Catholic Caterpillar May 23, 2019