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Denville 

Denville is a town in northern New Jersey noted for its many lakes. People who live in the lake communities of denville are members of their own cult, and often inbreed. People who live in other parts of Denville are generally rich, stuck-up pieces of hell. Denville is located in "The Hub of Morris County", which happens to be the 3rd wealthiest county in the nation. The cops in Denville are convinced that they serve a purpose, but all they really do is write speeding tickets for motorists on franklin road, which desperately needs to be a 35 mph zone, and not 25. Who cares if the people on franklin get run over, i mean, it goes through Indian Lake; if a few cult members get taken out, it will be for the greater good.

Denville has a very quaint center of town, which is definitely one if its redeeming qualities. Don't get me wrong there are many worse places in morris county (i.e. mountian lakes).
Denville Resident #1: Thank god the demographics of denville are as follows: 98.3% caucasian, 1.7% asian, 0% black, 0% hispanic.

Denville Resident #2: Amen to that, brother. Those are good numbers indeed.
Denville by g-man12345 December 4, 2007

Owensville 

Small town set in Missouri. Full of the "hick" Class and emo posers...Yes emo posers! Country land, full of pure hell. Shitty school district administrators and High school principal exceptionally.
"You hear they got some of them chewens tabaco for sale in Owensville?"
Owensville by Owensvillian May 10, 2007

denville 

A town in northern new jersey. 99% white, diversity lacks. Very wealthy town, most are upper middle class to upper class families. Majority of the families make $150,000+ Choice of cars are BMW’s, Lexus, and Mercedes Benz’s. Full of stuck up, entitled, soccer moms who think their kids are going to be the next Ronaldo and act as if they are invited to Messi’s house for every holiday. Denville also contains obnoxious football dads, who think their sons will be the next tom Brady, but in reality can’t even catch a ball. Kids are spoiled, rude, and cocky. Often noted for its high performing schools, and quaint center of town. Has like 99 lake communities. The most notable and popular lake communities being, Cedar and Indian. Out of the two, Cedar is the higher end one. Those of Cedar think they are superior to everyone and everything, whilst they really are just paying 600k to live in a shack on the lake. Indian Lake has gross ass water and the people are very cult like, and is the cheaper one. Basically nothing to do in this small town, boring af.
person 1: you must live in denville
person 2: how’d you know?
person 1: well you’re white, drive around in a bmw
person 2: oh well i mean your not wrong…
denville by anonymous April 9, 2022

Getting Odenwellered 

When dinner is at 7, but they are “20 min away” at 7:30.

When you are getting ready for bed and he says, didn’t I tell you? We have plans for dinner with X and X at 8!

When you get a phone call saying they’ll be there in an hour, but you were unaware you were having company, even though it had been “planned” last year.
Aw, you got Odenwellered.

Haha, you’re getting Odenwellered!

ODDSVILLE 

a town where people have to be extremely ODD to live there, plus u must have a FISHY connection, u have to sit an exam & if u pass....u can rest assure that u are ODD (or fishy) & eligible to live in ODDSVILLE! being pure evil also gets u a high score
did u see the new folk in ODDSVILLE? omg they must have passed with flying colours & i could smell them from the corner! they bought the one with the big pond & i seen them with their fishing gear!
ODDSVILLE by Oddhater September 3, 2009
A cesspool of neurotic delusional human garbage Morris County, NJ
"Hey should I move to Denville?"
"Fuck no stay away from there"
Denville by Karl Sharx November 7, 2025