Nut badger 

A large woodland carnivore with an insatiable desire for nuts.

John: "Hi Dave, I hear you got lucky last night after the cider festival"

Dave: "Yes indeed, though I am a little sore, she was a right nut badger"

Nut badger by BoomerTank May 18, 2017

Nut bagger 

Dumb person or person who gets on your nerves or ignores you.

My boyfriend is a huge nut bagger but I love him.
There was a whole crew of nut baggers hanging around.

Nut bagger by Winter wonderland June 14, 2016

nutbaggery 

(nuht-bag-uh-ree)
-noun

The type of idiotic antics and self-absorbed behavior expected from a nutbag or douche. Similar to douchebaggery.

"Those dudes are up to their pointless nutbaggery again. Let's go somewhere else so we don't have to deal with those morons."

nutbaggery by Dyslexicon March 28, 2010

Nutbanger 

A near impossible basketball shot patented by Kobe "I'd rather shoot over 3 defenders than pass to an open teammate" Bryant. There are many variations on the Nutbanger shot but the general idea is that kobe will dribble the ball far too long and allow 2 or 3 defenders to rush him and start smashing him in the nuts. Faced with this situation instead of passing to an open teammate kobe often attempts a 30 foot turn around fadeaway backflip over the scorers table shot that usually misses.

1. Did you see that Nutbanger by kobe last night ? It missed and the Lakers lost but it nearly hit the rim and was very fun to watch.

2. Odom was open and calling for the ball but kobe jacked up a Nutbanger instead and missed and the Lakers lost the game.

Nutbanger by Laker John September 22, 2006

Nutbanger 

A near impossible basketball shot patented by Kobe "I'd rather shoot over 3 defenders than pass to an open teammate" Bryant. There are many variations on the Nutbanger shot but the general idea is that Kobe will dribble the ball far too long and allow 2 or 3 defenders to rush him and start smashing him in the nuts. Faced with this situation instead of passing to an open teammate Kobe often attempts a 30 foot turn around fadeaway backflip over the scorers table shot that usually misses.

1. Did you see that Nutbanger by kobe last night ? It missed and the Lakers lost but it nearly hit the rim and was very fun to watch.

2. Lamar Odom was open and calling for the ball but kobe jacked up a Nutbanger instead and missed and the Lakers lost the game.

Nutbanger by Laker John September 20, 2008