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Norbering 

The participation in several events on a single occasion / night.

Making plans with several parties, and trying to keep all appointments with no party aware of the others.
A common plot device in sitcoms, and comedy films.
Jerry: "I have decided to have two dates in one day, to save time"
George: "But how will you be able to meet two girls on the same night"
Jerry: "It is the delicate art of time balancing. I meet one a little early, and for a short date, so I have enough time to meet another girl a little late the same night. Better yet, I decided to meet both in the same place, to save time"
George: "I don't know Jerry, this kind of Norbering could get you into a lot of trouble"
Jerry: "Nonsense, my good friend Norber is doing that for year, and no one is the wisest"
Norbering by El Cuervo Grando September 7, 2013
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Buzz Numbering System 

The system of counting used by Buzz, the fat older jock brother in Home Alone.

Basically it's useful, if you want to list three things. Instead of 1, 2, 3 or A, B, C...

A, 2 and D are used.
a) I'm not that lucky
2) We have smoke detectors.
d) We live in the most boring street in the United States, where nothing remotely interesting will *EVER* happen, period.

Norbingstoes 

Long, sexy man toes that can only be possessed by the Norb.
"My G-spot has never been rocked quite like that. He must have used his Norbingstoes."
Norbingstoes by Mathseus Hockingsham December 31, 2009

Antarctican Nosering 

When a someone's scrotum is cut off and placed/pierced in their nose.
Billy got caught drinking, his mom was so mad that she gave him an Antarctican Nosering.
When a big douche talks shit out of turn after cowering in the corner.
Stop being such a Norberg

Norringe 

Verb. To sneak or travel to an out door location with the intention of smoking a joint.
Not sure where I'm gonna smoke with the folks around all day, may have to have a norringe
Norringe by jamie54321 March 11, 2011

nothering 

nothering is just another word for "nothing"
Nevermind. It's nothering.
nothering by chuur motherrr January 11, 2009