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The greatest fucking person alive. Everyone with this fabulous name will be the greatest motherfuckers ever! Fuck!
Nicolai is fucking badass
Nicolai is the first man in the world who suffers from dismunenzonsfilia
Nicolai can’t walk because of his enormous penis.
Nicolai by Poderososiumnano November 22, 2021
To Nicolai someone is basically stealing their girl all casual like.
I'm gonna nicolai his girl.
nicolai by An0nym00see April 25, 2014
A Nicolai is a Young lad, with plenty of girls, his dick is higher than the Eiffel Tower! He's faster than Usain Bolt, stronger than Mr. Olympia and prettier than Justin Bieber. He will for sure steal your girl.
Oh shit, that Nicolai just stole your girl:(((
nicolai by ASAP N June 21, 2017
Nicolai is a very usually a very odd person. Most people would be fooled by his kindness. Little do they know when he convinces you to his home he will make you his sex slave.
Man you Nicolai'd him up

I would like no Nicolai his mom
Nicolai by The ass crack bandit September 20, 2014
Nicolai is a champion at chugging beer. He drinks vodka for breakfast, beer for lunch and antibac for dinner. Dont mess with Nicolai, he’s a badass.
Yo that guy is badass!

Yeah, he’s a fucking Nicolai
Nicolai by BigDNic October 28, 2022