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Basically the best drink created by man (not god, morons). Nesquik provides us with calcium to help our bones grow healthy and strong and fifteen percent of our reccomended daily saturated fat intake. Nesquik combined with a donut or two take care of our reccomended saturated fat for the week! Nesquik is the only drink that I can think of with enough fat, carbs, and sodium to be counted as as meal.
"But dayyyum, Strawberry Nesquik is so satisfying!" exclaimed Fat Bertha.
Nesquik by Allyrides February 24, 2006
Nesquick is a delicious powder that comes in chocolate, strawberry and banana flavour. You take a teaspoon of nesquik powder and stir it into milk and then you have a milkshake!
Hello, do you have banana nesquik

No I’m sorry but we do have chocolate
Um ok that’s fine how much
£1 please
Ok thanks!
Bye now
Nesquik is nesquik
Nesquik is not a human
Nesquik is penis man
"Is that nesquik????"
"do you mean penis man"
Nesquik by SorinMasu August 22, 2021
a black fella who spawns naked on the beaches of rust
usually retarded
there is a nesquik sleeping on the shore
nesquik by samuelog June 17, 2019
Literally won't shut the fuck up about getting his dick sucked and getting bitches no one fucking cares I hope he dies in a mental hospital he peaked in high school the fat ass.
Nesquik: I literally get so many bitches i'm a sex god I get my dick sucked I peaked in high school!
Friend: KYS NO ONE LIKES YOU YOU FUCKING MONKEY BOY
Nesquik by some punk bitch October 5, 2022

Nesquik Nap 

When you wake up from a nap with your underwear filled with shit.
Hey did you hear Josh had a Nesquik Nap last night, it was messy.
Nesquik Nap by arthietes May 8, 2017