Nesquikie

When a man ejaculates in to someone's mouth and then, before swallowing, adds Nesquik chocolate powder.

Friend 1: Why do you have a container of Nesquik in your cabinet?
Friend 2: My girlfriend wants a Nesquikie tonight and I have no reason to complain.

by Pringles Tube May 24, 2018

Nesquik

Drink of champions.

Nesquik is the drink of champions and has ninja skills

by slowmotionman92 September 28, 2010

Nesquik

Basically the best drink created by man (not god, morons). Nesquik provides us with calcium to help our bones grow healthy and strong and fifteen percent of our reccomended daily saturated fat intake. Nesquik combined with a donut or two take care of our reccomended saturated fat for the week! Nesquik is the only drink that I can think of with enough fat, carbs, and sodium to be counted as as meal.

"But dayyyum, Strawberry Nesquik is so satisfying!" exclaimed Fat Bertha.

by Allyrides February 24, 2006

Nesquikk

Nesquikk (also known as Ness or NesquikkWith2ks) is known for promoting the Nesquik chocolate milk brand without having a sponsorship from them.

Person 1: Hey do you know Nesquikk?
Person 2 :Yeah I drink that every morning.
Person 1: No, I mean the person.
Person 2: Ooh yeah I don’t.

by TiX_ January 7, 2021

Mexican Nesquik

the end result of a long night of munching spicy tacos, usually a chocolate waterfall of hot shit water.

i won the world taco eating contest last night! but i was later greeted with the dreaded Mexican Nesquik

by bassplayer2493 November 3, 2009

Nesquik Nap

When you wake up from a nap with your underwear filled with shit.

Hey did you hear Josh had a Nesquik Nap last night, it was messy.

by arthietes May 8, 2017

nesquik surprise

When you have a girl, undressed and you tell her "close your eyes and open your mouth." she thinks that your going to put your cock in her mouth. Instead you turn around and take a huge dump in her mouth!

Noah: O man! i gave that bitch a nesquik surprise last night!
Jacob: NO WAY! my boyfriend gave me one of those before!

by Shermdiggity March 30, 2009