Nature Snob 

Someone that dresses like they are going camping, but isn't leaving the suburbs anytime soon. Nature snobs are typically found stalking shoppers in sporting good retail outlets, telling embellised nature stories to impress other nature snobs.

Nature Snob; "I climbed Mt. Shasta in under 2 hours while wearing these $200 over priced name brand hiking boots. Yeah, I'm totally outdoorsy."

Nature Snob by Nopseudonympho69 May 30, 2011

Fur-Niture-Snob 

Fur-Niture-snob : NON PET OWNERS who visit your home and complain about your pets hair and getting pet hair on there clothes from sitting on your Furniture , If they don't want hair on there clothes they should stay away from your home and furniture, That's why they call it Fur-niture ,Some people love there pets more than they like most people, To Fur-Niture-snob your pets are animals, To you they are babies, who are short, hairy, walk on all fours, and Live in our homes , Fur-Niture-snob have been know to make false accusations of peoples pets and the spreed of bed bugs from there fur which has caused violence among pet owners, in some cases Fur-Niture-Snob have been mauled in Pet owners homes after criticizing there pets Fur ,

Mary went to a tupperware party at a friends house who had pets, a women at the party was smeared with peanut butter by the other visitors and forced the pets to lick it off of them because they were accused of being a Fur-Niture-snob

Fur-Niture-Snob by Mikey Ryan October 25, 2010