A person who cannot stand to have a
naked head.
Remedies for this peculiarity include the constant donning of hats and/or
headbands. Often times nake-heads are mistaken for thugs.
"Why, hello Alex. My what a dashing headband you are wearing. Might I ask, however, why you are
wearing it on such a swelteringly hot day?"
"I need to wear this dashing headband on this swelteringly hot day.
I can't stand having
nothing on my head."
"You might be a nake-head."
"Does that mean I'm going to get pantsed?"
"Yes."