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spilled my babies 

Once you finally orgasm and let go of your hot load of cum. Typically you spill your babies all over your bitches face and/or breast, chicks dig that shit. Refers to the fact that you are killing thousands of possible babies each time you jack-off or titty-fuck your whore.
The other day, when I was getting head from Taylor, I spilled my babies and she swallowed. But then later she cried about "killing thousands of babies." What a dumb ass.
spilled my babies by porn4lyfe March 4, 2010
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Be Cool My Babies 

Quoted often by one of the greatest Late Night TV show hosts EVER, "Conan O'Brian".

His disciples are Max Weinberg and the Weinberg 7, one of the greatest Late Night show bands EVER.

Watch THE SHOW.
"Be Cool My Babies."
*touches self and is burned by the eliteness*
"OW!"

swallow my babies 

After ejaculation, the woman decides to gulp it down, unlike my stupid exgirlfriend.
I told that bitch to swallow my babies.
swallow my babies by Daytona Blue February 14, 2005

can have my babies 

The act of wanting to have rigorous sex to the point of having children with someone/someones
Every whore at a club: "omg that guy can have my babies"
can have my babies by Quint1990 October 4, 2015

drink my babies 

to swallow the load of sperm of your significant other
Man, kidd she defintely loves 2 drink my babies when she's giving me head.
drink my babies by Mitch3 August 17, 2006

Have my babies 

An exclamation used to convey sheer joy and excitement when someone does a good deed for you or for others, especially during times when you really needed it. The phrase comes from the idea that you're so thankful for the good deed that you'd be willing to offer them your (future) offspring.

It is basically a more melodramatic and facetious way of saying "you're the best!" (which can also be used together)
"Hey mate, I know we don't talk much anymore but I'm seriously having a money crisis right now. I just had to pay a fine and don't have enough money to pay rent which is due next week. I just need to borrow $50, I promise I'll pay it back as soon as I get my next paycheck."

"Of course, I gotchu man it's all gucci."

"Bruhhhh have my babies, you're the best!!!!"

Have my babies 

- What you say to someone who is full of epic win and you've run out of internets.

- You can sometimes give internets and babies if so you wish.
Person 1: (Says something full of win)
Me: Here, have some internets.
~Later~
Person 2: (Says something full of win)
Me: Oh, I've run out of internets. Have my babies.