1. name given to congrove's mullet by a student with the code name "jake". murb has magical powers, usually triggered by congrove's lack of masculine testosterone or by a large amount of marijuana during the school day (which ironically makes murb powerless against the murbuhtrons, who hate murb and want him to die). some of these powers include:
a)talking to everybody except those not named congrove
b)spying on the murbuhtrons to find out their next move in chess
c)transforming into congrove's toy poodle
2. a name you can call any duesche bag on the street

1. jake:congrove, is it in 3 fourthes scale or 4 fourthes scale?
congrove:just a minute(puts hand to ear,touching his mullet).....3 fourthes
WHAT ACTUAlLY HAPPENED
jake:congrove, is it in 3 fourthes scale or 4 fourthes scale?
congrove:just a minute(puts hand to ear,touching his mullet)
murb:its okay congrove, make it 3 fourthes
congrove:3 fourthes
2. oh, look at congrove, he's such a murb.

murb by wet biscuit mcglee July 31, 2008

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Murbah Fist

When someone is taking a shit and you fist them to force the excrement back up into their sphincter

Person 1: Ugh bro I'm boutta shit my pants but there's no toilet around..
Person 2: Hold on let me give you a Murbah Fist rq

Murbah Fist by gloplord August 22, 2023

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