Monsees 

n. pl. 1. Semen stain schrapnel that is most clearly seen or visible (usually glowing) under black-light conditions. 2. Masturbatory evidence identified by a textural diference with the underlying existing surface typically found on or around one's personal computer.

Dude, you're such a perv...you got Monsees all over my mousepad!

Monsees by Joe Fucking Sixpack October 7, 2005

Mongeese

What should be the official and only plural of Mongoose.
(also, if not official plural than at least a legit collective noun)

Look, it's a mongaggle of mongeese!

Mongeese by pandaninja May 12, 2011

Monkees 

The first band used to combine music and television, as we know it, on a large-scale commercial level, modeled after other bands, creating much controversy in the late sixties.

"hey, hey, we're the Monkees..."

Monkees by SexxxySleepyJean July 13, 2004

Monkees 

Sex gods who made great music and great television.Davy Jones, Micky Dolenz, Peter Tork and Mike Nesmith. Sexy.

I love the Monkees. They are sex gods.

Monkees by Christine July 16, 2004

Monkees 

I love Michael Nesmith. Dear GOD, how I love Michael Nesmith. It's just so ridiculous, the amount of love that I have for Michael Nesmith. Ah, Nez. Papa Nez. El Nesmitho. Woolhat. I think I'm going to cry.

BANANAS THAT'S RIGHT oh

Monkees by Sleepy Jean August 4, 2004

Mongeese

The plural of the word "mongoose" that is not "mongooses".

"Well, I say the plural is mongeese, and I'm Emily!" said Emily as she turned into a gigantic chicken.

Mongeese by Cicero August 7, 2003

The Monkees 

The best classic rock group in rock history. Not to mention the cutest!

The Monkees are the best and cutest rock band in rock history!

The Monkees by Michele July 20, 2004