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monkey with a chemistry set 

Someone who has no idea what the possible outcomes of an input will bring about, it relates to the risk one takes when mixing unknown chemicals together, and that a monkey is likely to attempt something multiple times until it gets some kind of response.
If I was you I would not let that guy work on my computer, he is like a Monkey with a chemistry set.

monkey-with-a-shotgun 

Someone who isn't qualified to make life or death decisions, but is still entrusted with the power to do so.

Plural: "monkeys-with-shotguns"
If humans gave up our willingness to speak with one-another, we'd be no better than monkeys-with-shotguns.

The incompetent judge who sentenced that infant to life in prison was such a monkey-with-a-shotgun

Monkey with Braces 

A clit piercing. Comes from the slang word "monkey" for a girls "area", and the insersion of metal into said area.
Steve: Did you hear? That girl has a monkey with braces.
Sarah: Ouch. You couldn't pay me enough to do that.

Monkey With No Sack 

This defines a monkey that is missing its sack. This means they can have no children so they are lonely, This defines what it means to have no sack as a Silver Back Gorilla
Wow this Monkey With No Sack is very sad.

monkey with tenticles

what you will become if you don't become a bagel in under 0.5 seconds
Random Streamer: HELLO EVERYBODY!!! MAKE SURE TO LIKE AND SUBSCRIBE OR ELSE YOU WILL BECOME A MONKEY WITH TENTICLES
Me: *shuts laptop* 👁️👄👁️

RETARTED MONKEY WITH AIDS 

what a rich man needs

a poor person has

we cant live without it

itssssssssssssss aaaaaaaaaaaa

RETARTED MONKEY WITH AIDS x.x
ali zayed aka fat ass, RETARTED MONKEY WITH AIDS