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Monday Night Wings 

1. An exclusive group of fiscally responsible gentleman scholars who have attended or live in close proximity to the University of Minnesota Twin Cities that meets weekly at Sally's Saloon and Eatery to consume poultry appendages prepared in a vat of oil at a high temperature, then doused with a generous amount of a delectible sauce. The consumtion of which is then washed down by mass quantities of the finest pilsner in all the land.

2. A weekly event that occurs between the hours of 7pm and 2am at Sally's Saloon and Eatery.

3. People who can drink you under the table, especially during the first quarter of Monday Night Football.

4. See also MNW

"What are you doing tonight?"
"I'm going to Monday Night Wings."

"Sorry babe, no girls allowed at Monday Night Wings."

"The guys of Monday Night Wings are fucking wasted."

"Your trivia score got pwned by Monday Night Wings."

Monday Night Wings by Phatm4tt February 27, 2009
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