All American organization, but with some restrictions. These are the requirements:
1- You have to be unemployed so you tell everyone that a mexican took your
job that´s why you are a minuteman.
2- You MUST
hate mexicans and brown skin
people even if they are americans working under the sun, and they speak good english. (Don´t let em´fool you around).
3- You have to live in the woods.
4- You have to smoke ckack every day ( no exceptions).
5- You have to be fat, ugly, grown beard.
6- You gotta have German or Northern European Heritage, so you tell everyone that you´re
Aryan descent (you wish), then you can join a Neo- Nazi organization after 3 months and get extra
welfare and food stamps (we can trade em´for
crack, hehehe!!!)
7- You must have knowledge of geography. You know basics...
America is a continent, Mexico another one, and Canada is another one, and Alaska is a country (don´t know where the fuck´s at!)... and Europe is in the north of the US, I mean
America( I don´t know why
people call it US anyway) and.. wait a second Canada is down south right?. Well fuck it!
P.S: We watch the "Jerry Springer Show" on every meeting so we educate ourselves how to improve the American Society. If you miss the show you won´t be allowed to participate in our meeting (No Exceptions... AGAIN!!)
GOD BLESS THE MINUTEMAN!!! (Please God Mercyyyyyyy!!!!)
MINUTEMEN: On today´s meeting we want your Neo Nazi party to join us to wipe Mexicans off America.
NEO NAZI leader: Take all your smelly ass
people and your crackhead ass out of my hall you
fucking jerry springer fan
motherfucker!
MINUTEMEN: But my grandpa was German and...
NEO NAZI: You wish ugly ass hick, go back home eat your grits and git r´done minute fuckman!!!!!!!!