Skip to main content

Minecon Earth 

Mojang's way of cancelling the original Minecon and replacing it with something "better", when we all know that the original Minecon was awesome.*
Mojang faced a lot of criticism, but at least now the 1% of people who play minecraft but are (somehow) grown up don't have to hang out with retarded kids anymore.

*awesome for cringe compilations
Person 1: "Hey, are you going to Cringec- Minecon this year too?"
Person 2: "Nah, they cancelled it and replaced it with Minecon Earth, now I can be lazy and watch all of it from home."
Minecon Earth by YouCanRead February 10, 2018

Minecon Cape

A Minecraft cape cosmetic awarded to commemorate a Minecon convention/event.
Person 1: "Mom, I got a Minecon Cape during MINECON LIVE 2019!"
Person 2: "That's nice, sweetie."
Minecon Cape by realorius May 13, 2025

free minecoins 

an eight year old playing on their moms i pad and wanting to look cool with new skins and cosmetics. They also want some girls.
MUMMY CAN I HAVE CREDIT CARD SOMEONE SAID FREE MINECOINS FOR CREDIT CARD NUMBER!!!!!!!!!!!!! PLSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS. THEY SAID FREE GIRLS ME HAVE NO GIRLS PLS!!!!!!

mindcondom 

When someone is attempting to penetrate you via mindfuck, and you need to protect yourself.
You should buy a value pack of pre-lubed mindcondoms before you watch Inception.
mindcondom by Tpauk January 23, 2011

minecoins 

Person: me have big minecoins
Other person: ok

Person: victory royale
minecoins by IIIIIllllllIIllI December 1, 2020

Minecunt 

Minecrafters who should really play another game
"Like dudes, stop being a Minecunt"
Minecunt by fuckyourselfkid November 29, 2016