Mewsagger 

This is a term that refers to a human-hand-like device that has a personal tummy rubs and neck massaging mechanisms.

Other notable elements added to this device are the intricate vein patterns/designs and the metal rings ornaments which only adds to its aesthetic value. A blue ring is its signature element.

According to tester G, the mewsagger is a first of its kind. Whoever experiences the mewsagger's capabilities will have a hard time finding another device that is up to par.

Mewsagger by MewIs18 February 6, 2020

Mcswagger 

Only the swaggiest swagger to exist of course. The only person who has as much swag as mcswagger is Dr. Phil, Bob ross coming a close second.

“Yo did you see mcswagger’s sunglasses?”
“Yeah bro they’re so swaggy”
“If only we had as much swag”

Mcswagger by Mcswagger November 11, 2020

MSN messanger 

The wrong way to spell MSN Messenger.
Often used by idiots.

"OMG!!! Im cummin on msn messanger in a sec!!!1"

MSN messanger by Hayley Hogsworth December 10, 2005

yolo mcswagger 

Final transformation of Swag. It is the maximum level of swag one can achieve. WHO EVER FALLS IN THIS CATEGORY IS A 100% PUBLIC ENEMY. BEWARE

"Ehh. Alif is a yolo mcswagger. KILL HIM!"

"This guy have so much swag. I think he is a yolo mcswagger"

yolo mcswagger by higuyimasultan December 2, 2013

[messager] 

n. 1. Some one who sends messages. 2. A program that sends messages.

1. Her texting skills were incredible. She was the top messager of all her friends. This messager add on really increases the number of messages you can send.

[messager] by theATM February 27, 2014

messanger 

1. A person who is writing a very angry letter.

2. A person who is writing a letter a about recently terrible performance of a song.

1. God, I just hate being the messanger of bad news!

2. John may be a terrible singer, but at least he's willing to be his own messanger. If only Fall Out Boy would follow in his footsteps.

messanger by Scambl June 20, 2008

bipolar text messager 

someone who responses to text messages very sporadically depending on the situation, context, length, etc.

this person can respond to messages in a matter of seconds, minutes, or even days...

Susie got mad at her boyfriend because he was being a bipolar text messager because he would reply to her a second later, then a minute later, then a second later, then a hour later, then a second later, then a day later, then a second later, then minutes, then a hour later, then a second later, then a day later, then a second later, then minutes,then a minute later, then a second later, then a hour later, then a second later, then a day later, then a second later, then minutes, then a hour later, then a second later, then a day later, then a second later, then minutes then....

bipolar text messager by txtdr. April 1, 2011