Memesturbater 

Wanker who clogs up forum threads with meme pictures because they value self gratification over intelligent interaction.

quoteI don't have the mental capacity to contribute to intelligent discussion so :

imgrandom meme picture/img
/quote

That Hives bloke is such a memesturbater

Memesturbater by Memesturbater September 13, 2012

Memesterbate 

Satisfying the urge to download memes.

Guy1: You seem stressed. You alright bro?

Guy2: I haven't been able to memesterbate lately

Memesterbate by 69scrublord69 August 18, 2016

Memesturbation 

/mēmstərˌbāt/
Noun.
To masturbate while vigorously engulfing the memes, or sexually arousal toward memes using one's own genitalia.

Phillip had a memesturbation session when he was confronted with a meme he quite enjoyed.

Memesturbation by frankilunes November 14, 2016

meesturbate 

The act of self-love that occurs after catching a glimpse of Leighton Meester on TV.

I JUST SAW LEIGHTON MEESTER ON GOSSIP GIRL. BRB WHILE I GO MEESTURBATE.

meesturbate by Not AdamL October 28, 2008