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Melonism 

A group filled with Melon worshipers who smite the non Melon lovers
“Do you want to join Melonism and worship melons”
“No”
MELON MAN, SMITE HIM!”

Meloniser 

A cunt. No other words can describe this person other than a Cunt
Oh Hi Meloniser you cunt
Meloniser by Meloniser February 13, 2017

melonist 

An individual who supports the movement for the equality of melons.
"Hey Bill, melon equality is on the rise, it's a good day to be a melonist"
melonist by ClownWattGryll May 8, 2016

karl malonism 

anything said by karl malone that has any useful information
which is not much.
"don't eat the beanie baby/tomagochi."
"ghosts are spooky but don't bite."
"they call it the bayou because every time it rains you got to bayou a new rug."
karl malonism by noss February 13, 2004

Melanism 

Melanism is things, people and entities in general that have Melanin and live it with passion as in like a Movement. It is practice and exhibited freely and consciously.
"Having Melanin gives you this boost of frequency that you have no choice but want to be in a Melanism way of life".
Melanism by MelanicteesCoolection February 7, 2013

Melinism 

The religion Melinism refers to worship of the goddess Melanie. Only devout followers such as high priest Bryan may even lay their eyes upon her beauty without bursting into flames.
“O’ Goddess Melanie, bless thee power upon thy servants of thee religion Melinism, grant us fortune and love eternal
Melinism by Mod1954 July 28, 2022