McClelen Share definition Flag A name for an incredibly obese man.Also, synonyms include: Douche, Chatch (Chotch), Ramirez, Fag Dude, Michael is the biggest McClelen in the world. McClelen by McJoeTheLawDog May 29, 2009 0 0 Get merch Get the McClelen mug. Buy Now — $32.95 See more merch