Man tasks

What men will say to make errands sound manlier.

Chuck: I have to go make a deposit, check the mail, and get some milk.

Heather: So about what time will you get back from your errands?

Chuck:They are not errands, they are man tasks. Get it right!

Man tasks by friskycurtain March 28, 2009

man tassel 

A decorative tassel, much like those on handles of bikes, that hangs from the penis of a man.

"Did you hear about the size of his dong?"
"Yeah, can you imagine a man tassel on that one?!"

man tassel by yikes™ May 28, 2016

Talks like a man with a paper ass 

Also, talk like a man with a paper ass. Refers to an individual that lacks substance. Can't back up his big talk, bragging.

See that big mouth over there? He talks like a man with a paper ass.

Talks like a man with a paper ass by fonspa November 1, 2010