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Majolical 

A scented paper used to arouse your wife after sustained periods of sexual drought. Word is often spoken of an ancient Majolical which was used in the great wife wetting incident of 1675, 53 wives en mass were exposed to a Majolical so pungent their vaginas convulsed and enveloped a small portion of Cunt, over the centuries this region became pronounced "Kent" and the name changed to suit. It is here that the tradition of underwear was first started to prevent Majolical related land destruction occuring again. Also a form of arm wrestling confined to pubs named "The crusty trousers".
"Fetch the Majolical my wife is dry as a cream cracker"

"Let the Majolical begin! the loser shalt have their penis hit a'ponst by thine shoe"
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Majoritally 

In majority, or having majority.
The bags of food were majoritally large bags, but there was a few small bags as well.
Majoritally by Codyrl January 14, 2021

Majolian 

"I'm so hungry I could eat a horse's majolian"
Majolian by Majolianmonster October 14, 2020

Majorical 

Majorical Meaning beyond Legendary and even more harder then a legendary as of a 0.000001% chance of a event or FInding a species or treasure
wolves are More Majorical then Legendarily Foxes

Majorical is a Highter tier then Legendary and is harder to find
Majorical by jackercol July 8, 2019

Manta's Magorical 

Indefinable word.
That song was very Manta's Magorical.
You cracka ass shanksta you smell Manta's Magorical.
I'd Manta's Magorical you in the ass if you do that again motha fucka.
Manta's Magorical by Joe January 18, 2004

Majoritally 

a term used by unintelligent gay men to describe minorities with weapons.
The bus was majoritally filled with black people with guns sticking out of their pants.
Majoritally by Bengal Macintosh September 27, 2009

Majewical 

Adj.
Refers to a jewess of mystical origin. A jew who beckons men to their doom, much like a siren.
Yo, that Samantha Goldsteinburg is majewical. Her ex just killed himself because she started fucking his roommate.
Majewical by Magic Jew February 8, 2010