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mufftrocious 

Female pubic hair in which the length is long enough to make an observer surprised or astonished. (adjective)
The woman at the pool hadn't shaved her pubic hair in several years making it mufftrocious.
mufftrocious by Kh4nN March 24, 2010

Muffaroni & Cheese

A specially prepared pasta and cheese dish uncommonly found on restaurant menus. Similar to Macaroni and Cheese with one added ingredient... Pubic Hair.
As our waitress brought me my macaroni & cheese I was enlightened to find a short and curly hair in my dish. What a pleasant surprise the chef had prepared me Muffaroni & Cheese.
Muffaroni & Cheese by Spoodge March 11, 2008
Mutton is meat. Muffton is vaginal meat.
Guy 1: I ate this girls muffton last night.
Guy 2: that’s some crazy ass shit bro.
Muffton by Famous publisher February 28, 2021

Mufftronics 

A field of Robotics dedicated to creating simulacra of the female vagina
eg. Have you seen the new Mufftronics section at the sex shop?
Mufftronics by astrotoy7 June 10, 2009