MLIR 

My Life Is Ridiculous

In the same vein of MLIA (My Life Is Average)

"I'm wearing a snuggie and I just threw up on the quad. MLIR."

MLIR by TheDoctor1982 January 21, 2010

MLIR 

MLIR: acronym; My life is Rowing . Used by rowers after a complaint about their busy rowing schedule

Oh man, I have two hours of physics homework to get done by tomorrow, but I have ergs to do. MLIR.

MLIR by KeenBean March 25, 2011

MLIR 

My Life Is Repetitive; same routine everyday, but too lazy to do something different.

Bored, and laying in bed today. MLIR

MLIR by boredguy92 December 12, 2010

MLIReag

My Life Is Reagan. Basically the highest form of living life you can live. He's the ultimate greatest football player whos huge and gets the ladies. No one is cooler than Reagan.

Jack: Totally macked on some girls, then chilled at my house with my lax penny on. MLIReag

Henry: So true

MLIReag by mrawesomepants November 3, 2010

mlirt 

man-flirting typically done during fraternity rush to get new initiates or to get into the frat.

Yo, how was hanging with the guys at Alpha Zeta Nu?

Gay as fuck. I mlirted with at least 10 guys like a bukkake.

mlirt by cockboy2013 October 6, 2011